Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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