Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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