I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Randomize