you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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