HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
it's like heaven, but drunker
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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