my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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