READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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