if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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