sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just googled if crying burns calories
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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