I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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