If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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