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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent

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• (310): View more from California

  thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Shriek

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• (817): View more from Texas

  But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER

  (425): View more from Washington

  At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me

  (316): View more from Kansas

  Where the hell are you

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