The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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