lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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