1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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