i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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