i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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