piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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