I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My ass is underappreciated
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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