I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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