am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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