i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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