Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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