We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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