yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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