But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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