is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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