hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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