What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
