I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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