I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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