Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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