You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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