Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
