i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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