Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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