I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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