hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
