this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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