Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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