please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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