I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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