Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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