hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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