You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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