Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
