I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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