imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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