We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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