Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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