You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword