why didn't you poke me back
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.