All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?