Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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