I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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