wakey wakey hands off snakey
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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