Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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