thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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