drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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